Classic but still lived in everyone’s mind, I think its the social taboo. I posted this on my free hosted blog but It seems I like to post the full lyrics here. This is the complete version where the artist Peter Sarstedt added two stanza compared to the common version where you can watch in Youtube.com
The video below is the full version, sing with it and enjoy. Internalize the song and forget what you feel because… find out why by watching
You talk like Marlene Dietrich
And you dance like Zizi Jeanmaire
Your clothes are all made by Balmain
And there’s diamonds and pearls in your hair, yes there are.
You live in a fancy apartment
Off the Boulevard of St. Michel
Where you keep your Rolling Stones records
And a friend of Sacha Distel, yes you do.
You go to the embassy parties
Where you talk in Russian and Greek
And the young men who move in your circles
They hang on every word you speak, yes they do.
But where do you go to my lovely
When you’re alone in your bed
Tell me the thoughts that surround you
I want to look inside your head, yes i do.
I’ve seen all your qualifications
You got from the Sorbonne
And the painting you stole from Picasso
Your loveliness goes on and on, yes it does.
When you go on your summer vacation
You go to Juan-les-Pines
With your carefully designed topless swimsuit
You get an even suntan, on your back and on your legs.
And when the snow falls you’re found in St. Moritz
With the others of the jet-set
And you sip your Napoleon Brandy
But you never get your lips wet, no you don’t.
But where do you go to my lovely
When you’re alone in your bed
would you Tell me the thoughts that surround you
I want to look inside your head, yes I do.
You’re in between 20 and 30
A very desirable age
Your body is firm and inviting
But you live on a glittering stage, yes you do, yes you do.
Your name is heard in high places
You know the Aga Khan
He sent you a racehorse for Christmas
And you keep it just for fun, for a laugh ha-ha-ha
They say that when you get married
It’ll be to a millionaire
But they don’t realize where you came from
And I wonder if they really care, or give a damn
But where do you go to my lovely
When you’re alone in your bed
Tell me the thoughts that surround you
I want to look inside your head, yes i do.
I remember the back streets of Naples
Two children begging in rags
Both touched with a burning ambition
To shake off their lowly brown tags, they try
So look into my face Marie-Claire
And remember just who you are
Then go and forget me forever
But I know you still bear
the scar, deep inside, yes you do
I know where you go to my lovely
When you’re alone in your bed
I know the thoughts that surround you
`Cause I can look inside your head.
Nickname: Tibo Status: In House Real Name: Steve Jumalon Origin: Butuan City Age: 33 Birthdate: December 31, 1975 Nationality: Filipino Occupation: Civil Status: Married Religion: Catholic Hobbies: Going to the gym, playing basketball and going to the firing range Favorite Color: Yellow Favorite Food: Japanese and Filipino food Favorite Show: Wowowee Favorite Actor: Keanu Reeves Favorite Actress: Kris Aquino Favorite Singer: Jed Madela
When stumbled this video in Youtube.com my impression was — such a racist but when playing it back its not bad after all. Some text excerpt in youtube “12 Days of Christmas video clip re-worked Indian style. Performed by animated popstar, Boymongoose and Indian boyband.” I like the later part of the 1st they of Christmas stanza and I include it as a part of my title for this post.
On the first day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
A totally insufficient dowry
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Two nosy in-laws
And a totally insufficient dowry
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Three butter chickens
Two nosy in-laws
And a totally insufficient dowry
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Four Hari Krishnas.....
(Is that Indian)
Three butter chickens
Two nosy in-laws
And a totally insufficient dowry
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Five Indian games.....
(I want to be the cowboy)
Four Hari Krishnas
Three butter chickens
Two nosy in-laws
And a totally insufficient dowry
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Six IT graduates
Five Indian games
Four Hari Krishnas
Three butter chickens
Two nosy in-laws
And a totally insufficient dowry
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Seven-11 workers
Six IT graduates
Five Indian games
Four Hari Krishnas
Three butter chickens
Two nosy in-laws
And a totally insufficient dowry
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Eight Bollywood films
Seven-11 workers
Six IT graduates
Five Indian games
Four Hari Krishnas
Three butter chickens
Two nosy in-laws
And a totally insufficient dowry
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Nine telemarketers.....
(Good Evenin..
This is Kaalin jones.
Are you waanting
greater kaalrits)
Eight Bollywood films
Seven-11 workers
Six IT graduates
Five Indian games
Four Hari Krishnas
Three butter chickens
Two nosy in-laws
And a totally insufficient dowry
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Ten-minute yoga.....
(Think the lotus,
feel the lotus,
drive the lotus)
Nine telemarketers
Eight Bollywood films
Seven-11 workers
Six IT graduates
Five Indian games
Four Hari Krishnas
Three butter chickens
Two nosy in-laws
And a totally insufficient dowry
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Eleven syllable name.....
(PEESARAVANMUTHUDBLEEKVAAS)
Ten-minute yoga
Nine telemarketers
Eight Bollywood films
Seven-11 workers
Six IT graduates
Five Indian games
Four Hari Krishnas
Three butter chickens
Two nosy in-laws
And a totally insufficient dowry
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me...
Twelve cricket ball tamperers...
(I was simply correcting
the stitching)
Eleven syllable name
Ten-minute yoga
Nine telemarketers
Eight Bollywood films
Seven-11 workers
Six IT graduates
Five minutes of fame
Four Hari Krishnas
Three butter chickens
Two nosy in-laws
And a totally insufficient dowry
Added content from wikipedia as the result of the fight between Manny Pacquiao vs Miguel Cotto:
On the 12th round of the match, referee Kenny Bayless stopped the match, awarding the match to Pacquiao by TKO due to his excessive beating of Cotto throughout the match. With this victory, Pacquiao took the WBO welterweight title, his seventh world championship and an unprecedented feat in boxing.
Its an old issue and I can’t help but blog Kayne West’s gay fish. If you hate Kayne West did with Taylor Swift last MTV Awards, this is the time for you to settle down and laugh at him. South Park did an episode on their 13th season FishSticks (5th episode) and its all about Kayne West stupidity. For me, its worth laughing for after he had done with Taylor Swift, check the video and lyrics below.
Yo, uh, uh c’mon
Verse 1
I’ve been so lonely girl, I’ve been so sad and down
Couldn’t understand why haters joked around
I wanted to be free with other creatures like me
And now I got my wish, cause i know that I’m a gay fish (gay fish)
Chorus
(Gay fish Yo) mother fuckin’ gay fish
(I’m a fish yo) goin’ on a gay fish
(It’s alright girl) makin’ love to other gay fish
Verse 2
All those lonely nights at the grocery store
In the frozen fish aisle feelin’ like a whore
Cause I wasn’t being true
Even though everyone said that I had to make a switch
(Gay fish) now I know that I’m a gay fish (gay fish)
Chorus
(Gay fish Yo) mother fuckin’ gay fish
(I’m a fish yo) Goin’ on a gay fish
(Now I’m where i belong girl) makin’ love to other gay fish
Verse 3 Rap
I used to be scared, denying who I was
Acting straight but then going out to the gay fish clubs
Dancing with the Marlins making out with the all the Snappers
I’d take a Salmon home and work that Coddle Fin for hours
But now I’m out and I’m free to love what I want
Be it Yellow Fin or Bass or them trout in Vermont
I slapped that Holland ass, make that Grouper butt shake
I’ll come to your house and have an orgy in your motherfuckin’ fish tank (fish tank, fish tank)
Chorus
Mother fuckin’ gay fish
(I’m a fish yo) Goin’ on a gay fish
(Yeah now I’m where i belong girl) makin’ love to other gay fish
Verse 4
I really get around I’m the slut of the sea
When i say I’ve got crabs I mean it literally
I was eating dinner and just had to go down on that Mackerel on the dish
Cause I’m the gayest of the gay fish (gay fish)
Chorus
Mother fuckin’ gay fish
(I’m a fish yo) Goin’ on a gay fish
Yeah now I’m where i belong girl
Verse 5
But I gotta settle down I can’t be a whore
I ain’t gonna just sleep with any fish no more
I’ve found me a lover, a brother who’s a cross-dressing Cod named Trish
And together we are gay fish (gay fish)
Chorus
(Gay fish yo) motherfuckin’ gay fish
(I’m a fish yo) goin’ on a gay fish
(Yeah, now I’m where i belong girl) makin’ love to other gay fish
(Gay fish, gay fish, gay fish, gay fish, gay fish, gay fish…)
The most anticipated award for the famous music videos already declared its judgment and its results are undeniably unpredictable. Yes, Totally unpredictable. Who could ever think that the American rapper Kanya West turned into a Stage Crusher at VMA? Yow!
Let me tell you a rapping story after watching Obscure Music Video Awards I got. Let me start the rapping you… C’mon! Rap with me…
And the best video of all times goes to:
(Taylor Swift heard her name, happily receiving the award and started rapping on the floor )
Taylor Swift: “I’m like 8 foot 4 blonde hair to the floor you shawtys never thought I dreamed about rappin’ hard core”
Feeling so excited to receive the award and Kanya West appeared on the stage and said “Hey, Taylor…Are you talking to me? Yow! I’m really happy for you, I’ll let you finish but Beyonce Knowles had one of the Best Videos of all time…Yow!”
Taylor: I never thought this would happen… oh! Kanya How could you be so heartless?
Beyonce Knowles shouts “Now put your Hands Up!”Oh..oh..ohh… Hey! I‘d like for Taylor to come out and have her moment. Where are you?”
Taylor Swift: (Mic test..mic test…) Maybe we could try this again. Cause I’m a singer turned rapper. Straight to top yow! Hey Kanya Now I’m a rap star, you don’t wanna fight me?
Kanya West:” Hey Taylor I’m soooo sorry yow! I’m sorry to my fans if I let you guys down! I’m sorry to my friends at MTV. Well you know!! I’m still happy for you Taylor!! I’m not crazy y’all. I’m just really sorry. You can take the blame on me…” (Hey that was Akon, remember?)
This is what happens if you keep on rocking and rapping .Don‘t tease the princess on the white horse. Just stay away from Juliet. You don’t want to be the reasons for the teardrops on her guitar, do you?
Yow! Break it down.
But Beyonce Knowles had one of the Best Videos of all time
A decade and a quarter past but still nice to feel this video, just watch and feels like you are not alone in this wonderful world, that you still have a reason to stay. “In Bloom” by Nirvana this time Dave Grohl was not yet part of the band as the drummer, you can see Chad Channing. Of course the great late Kurt Cobain singing the song while Chris Novoselic on bass.
“We can have some more Nature is a whore Bruises on the fruit Tender age in bloom”