A totally insufficient dowry (12 Days of Christmas)

When stumbled this video in Youtube.com my impression was — such a racist but when playing it back its not bad after all.  Some text excerpt in youtube “12 Days of Christmas video clip re-worked Indian style. Performed by animated popstar, Boymongoose and Indian boyband.” I like the later part of the 1st they of Christmas stanza and I include it as a part of my title for this post.



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Miguel Cotto vs. Manny Pacquiao result

Saturday, 14 November 2009, 23:38 | Category : Sports
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Added content from wikipedia as the result of the fight between Manny Pacquiao vs Miguel Cotto:

On the 12th round of the match, referee Kenny Bayless stopped the match, awarding the match to Pacquiao by TKO due to his excessive beating of Cotto throughout the match. With this victory, Pacquiao took the WBO welterweight title, his seventh world championship and an unprecedented feat in boxing.


Miguel Cotto vs. Manny Pacquiao

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Makin’ love to other gay fish

Saturday, 14 November 2009, 8:41 | Category : Entertainment
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Its an old issue and I can’t help but blog Kayne West’s gay fish. If you hate Kayne West did with Taylor Swift last MTV Awards, this is the time for you to settle down and laugh at him. South Park did an episode on their 13th season FishSticks (5th episode) and its all about Kayne West stupidity. For me, its worth laughing for after he had done with Taylor Swift, check the video and lyrics below.

Yo, uh, uh c’mon

Verse 1
I’ve been so lonely girl, I’ve been so sad and down
Couldn’t understand why haters joked around
I wanted to be free with other creatures like me
And now I got my wish, cause i know that I’m a gay fish (gay fish)

Chorus
(Gay fish Yo) mother fuckin’ gay fish
(I’m a fish yo) goin’ on a gay fish
(It’s alright girl) makin’ love to other gay fish

Verse 2
All those lonely nights at the grocery store
In the frozen fish aisle feelin’ like a whore
Cause I wasn’t being true
Even though everyone said that I had to make a switch
(Gay fish) now I know that I’m a gay fish (gay fish)

Chorus
(Gay fish Yo) mother fuckin’ gay fish
(I’m a fish yo) Goin’ on a gay fish
(Now I’m where i belong girl) makin’ love to other gay fish

Verse 3 Rap
I used to be scared, denying who I was
Acting straight but then going out to the gay fish clubs
Dancing with the Marlins making out with the all the Snappers
I’d take a Salmon home and work that Coddle Fin for hours
But now I’m out and I’m free to love what I want
Be it Yellow Fin or Bass or them trout in Vermont
I slapped that Holland ass, make that Grouper butt shake
I’ll come to your house and have an orgy in your motherfuckin’ fish tank (fish tank, fish tank)

Chorus
Mother fuckin’ gay fish
(I’m a fish yo) Goin’ on a gay fish
(Yeah now I’m where i belong girl) makin’ love to other gay fish

Verse 4
I really get around I’m the slut of the sea
When i say I’ve got crabs I mean it literally
I was eating dinner and just had to go down on that Mackerel on the dish
Cause I’m the gayest of the gay fish (gay fish)

Chorus
Mother fuckin’ gay fish
(I’m a fish yo) Goin’ on a gay fish
Yeah now I’m where i belong girl

Verse 5
But I gotta settle down I can’t be a whore
I ain’t gonna just sleep with any fish no more
I’ve found me a lover, a brother who’s a cross-dressing Cod named Trish
And together we are gay fish (gay fish)

Chorus
(Gay fish yo) motherfuckin’ gay fish
(I’m a fish yo) goin’ on a gay fish
(Yeah, now I’m where i belong girl) makin’ love to other gay fish
(Gay fish, gay fish, gay fish, gay fish, gay fish, gay fish…)

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But Beyonce Knowles had one of the Best Videos of all time!

Thursday, 17 September 2009, 21:54 | Category : Entertainment, Funny
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KenyaWestThe most anticipated award for the famous music videos already declared its judgment and its results are undeniably unpredictable. Yes, Totally unpredictable. Who could ever think that the American rapper Kanya West turned into a Stage Crusher at VMA? Yow!

Let me tell you a rapping story after watching Obscure Music Video Awards I got. Let me start the rapping you… C’mon! Rap with me…

And the best video of all times goes to:

(Taylor Swift heard her name, happily receiving the award and started rapping on the floor )

Taylor Swift: “I’m like 8 foot 4 blonde hair to the floor you shawtys never thought I dreamed about rappin’ hard core”

Feeling so excited to receive the award and Kanya West appeared on the stage and said “Hey, Taylor…Are you talking to me? Yow! I’m really happy for you, I’ll let you finish but Beyonce Knowles had one of the Best Videos of all time…Yow!”

Taylor: I never thought this would happen… oh! Kanya How could you be so heartless?

Beyonce Knowles shouts “Now put your Hands Up!”Oh..oh..ohh… Hey! I‘d like for Taylor to come out and have her moment. Where are you?”

Taylor Swift: (Mic test..mic test…) Maybe we could try this again. Cause I’m a singer turned rapper. Straight to top yow! Hey Kanya Now I’m a rap star, you don’t wanna fight me?

Kanya West:” Hey Taylor I’m soooo sorry yow! I’m sorry to my fans if I let you guys down! I’m sorry to my friends at MTV. Well you know!! I’m still happy for you Taylor!! I’m not crazy y’all. I’m just really sorry. You can take the blame on me…” (Hey that was Akon, remember?)

This is what happens if you keep on rocking and rapping .Don‘t tease the princess on the white horse. Just stay away from Juliet. You don’t want to be the reasons for the teardrops on her guitar, do you?

Yow! Break it down.

But Beyonce Knowles had one of the Best Videos of all time

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If Life is unexpected, What is Death?

Wednesday, 26 August 2009, 20:55 | Category : Obscure Ideas
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Nice Blog title, story soon… you have some view? email me and I will post it here: kristomagno @ gmail.com

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Where were you while we were getting high

A decade and a quarter past but still nice to feel this video, just watch and feels like you are not alone in this wonderful world, that you still have a reason to stay. “In Bloom” by Nirvana this time Dave Grohl was not yet part of the band as the drummer, you can see Chad Channing. Of course the great late Kurt Cobain singing the song while Chris Novoselic on bass.

“We can have some more Nature is a whore Bruises on the fruit Tender age in bloom”

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Can Axe loss memory?

Friday, 31 July 2009, 6:04 | Category : Funny
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Say What? It does…

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Watch it daily and it will change your views (in life)

Tuesday, 21 July 2009, 21:36 | Category : Music and Video
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Watch and I will make a my views .. Watch it everyday and I will change your views .. at least we dig each other :)

Everything is and everything is not..

Incubus is the artist performer, Brandon Boyd is the vocalist but I would like to talk about the lyrics and the video presentation. Dig is the word here. Finding yourself is not always by-yourself but can be someone else. If you wanted to searched the lyrics, simply type into google bar “dig lyrics incubus” enjoy and dont change yet unless you feel and need to.

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Who wants be a Horse?

Thursday, 18 June 2009, 12:38 | Category : Funny Zodiac
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Pardon me but Nandita Pandey (in this video below) explaining things that can qualify you as a horse. (She says) If you were born 1930, 1942, 1954, 1966, 1978, 1990 and 2002 then you are a HORSE and if you are a Horse…. (lol) but listen more, its serious…

What do you think? are you a Horse? :) For me, Chinese Zodiac Signs are very interesting, funny and unfair because they are comparing Person birth year with the Animal characteristics. Hows that? I can say that every person has an animal behavior depends on the condition his/her into but to say that you are (Horse) because you were born in the year (1978) that is totally Unfair.

Peace Horses…

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Farm Town or Fake Town?

farm-town.jpgThe funny thing in the internet is that you can easily impersonate someone which is far from who you really are. Usually people acts and talks beyond what they are and do, a simple example is the age, an elementary students sign up facebook and lie about her age because obviously she wanted to register officially. For internet people information, facebook required a minimum age of 13 years old to officially registered.

This impersonation thing really excites me since 99.4% (not official, just my role of thumb) are building up online fake personality while .6% telling the “whole real thing”. If you wanted to discover the 99.4%, try to visit dating sites (lol) and if my role of thumb really disturb your mind and you think is not true, comment me and I explain it to you why i derive such data.

The trend in faking profiles is normally uplifting one’s personality, say if the site ask you about your age and if you are 12 and below you should say 18 or something and instead married, some say single (hmmm, I know whose doing that). Obscure yet clear, but I have to tell you that this facebook application is really against the so called “Fake Trend”.

Have you heard about FARM TOWN? It’s the hip and hot now in Facebook.com, its a game application where everyone enjoyed wasting time. I can say that this is “against the flow in Fake Trend” WHY? if the principle in Fake Trend is to uplift one’s personality well, this ain’t.

First things first, a Farm Laborer (I mean literally) can’t afford to waste his time in playing FARM TOWN or if we apply in Philippines setting, I think (using my 99.4% principle) a Farm Laborer can’t afford a PC with internet connection.

Secondly, FARM TOWN is not uplifting one’s personality but instead dragging down social status. Again, WHY? If you consider yourself as a Web Developer or Internet Marketer and you empersonate a FARMER, thats another funny side of the story.

Lastly, I’m a level five in FARM TOWN and its a very low level status but while I’m asking for work to level up I don’t see any sweat and hard work expressions, I think Farm Town is not a Farmer activity at all. If you have some data to enlighten my so called “Obscure Views” please comment me.

Post Disclaimer: I have nothing against Farm Laborer (Land Lord? definitely), if you think this post is to degrade Farmers then you are absolutely wrong. I tell you, I am a pro-Land Reform Program.

To enjoy wasting your time in FARM TOWN, i did some googling around and found this google sheet to help your pricing needs.

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