A totally insufficient dowry (12 Days of Christmas)
When stumbled this video in Youtube.com my impression was — such a racist but when playing it back its not bad after all. Some text excerpt in youtube “12 Days of Christmas video clip re-worked Indian style. Performed by animated popstar, Boymongoose and Indian boyband.” I like the later part of the 1st they of Christmas stanza and I include it as a part of my title for this post.
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me A totally insufficient dowry On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Two nosy in-laws And a totally insufficient dowry On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Three butter chickens Two nosy in-laws And a totally insufficient dowry On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Four Hari Krishnas..... (Is that Indian) Three butter chickens Two nosy in-laws And a totally insufficient dowry On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Five Indian games..... (I want to be the cowboy) Four Hari Krishnas Three butter chickens Two nosy in-laws And a totally insufficient dowry On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Six IT graduates Five Indian games Four Hari Krishnas Three butter chickens Two nosy in-laws And a totally insufficient dowry On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Seven-11 workers Six IT graduates Five Indian games Four Hari Krishnas Three butter chickens Two nosy in-laws And a totally insufficient dowry On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Eight Bollywood films Seven-11 workers Six IT graduates Five Indian games Four Hari Krishnas Three butter chickens Two nosy in-laws And a totally insufficient dowry |
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Nine telemarketers..... (Good Evenin.. This is Kaalin jones. Are you waanting greater kaalrits) Eight Bollywood films Seven-11 workers Six IT graduates Five Indian games Four Hari Krishnas Three butter chickens Two nosy in-laws And a totally insufficient dowry On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Ten-minute yoga..... (Think the lotus, feel the lotus, drive the lotus) Nine telemarketers Eight Bollywood films Seven-11 workers Six IT graduates Five Indian games Four Hari Krishnas Three butter chickens Two nosy in-laws And a totally insufficient dowry On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Eleven syllable name..... (PEESARAVANMUTHUDBLEEKVAAS) Ten-minute yoga Nine telemarketers Eight Bollywood films Seven-11 workers Six IT graduates Five Indian games Four Hari Krishnas Three butter chickens Two nosy in-laws And a totally insufficient dowry On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Twelve cricket ball tamperers... (I was simply correcting the stitching) Eleven syllable name Ten-minute yoga Nine telemarketers Eight Bollywood films Seven-11 workers Six IT graduates Five minutes of fame Four Hari Krishnas Three butter chickens Two nosy in-laws And a totally insufficient dowry |
